The GOAT

Goodbye to the GOAT—the goddamn greatest car ever assembled. That’s saying a lot coming from a kid from #Oshawa, where the legacy of auto manufacturing runs deep. This car wasn’t just a machine; it was my homie.

This was the first new car I ever owned, and I was proud as hell to drive it off the lot. For 14 years and 250,000 miles, it stood by me—through over 600 weddings, two unforgettable trips to Muskoka, three journeys to Pittsburgh, and countless early mornings stuck in rush hour. It didn’t just get me there; it never once let me down. Not once.